Dustin Fucking Sims

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BUY ANY 2 TEES, GET A FREE KOOZIE

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BUY ANY 2 TEES, GET A FREE KOOZIE

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I Think I Gotta Kill Rodney Tee

Certified Public Menace Hoodie

SIMS MASTER BAIT & TACKLE

Bad Decisions Tour Tee

Fuck The HOA Tee

My Wiener Got Me Kicked Out of Motel 6 Tee

Hold My Shit Bag

I Crochet While I Watch True Crime Tee

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Handmade Fuckface Bracelet product image (1)

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DANA HANDMADE 30 FUCKFACE BRACELETS

$20.00

Choose your bracelet:

White one is 7 inches
Black one is 8 inches (naturally)

"This is a relationship, not a sweatshop."
- Dana

Each one comes with a card ALSO handwritten by Dana. It may be a thank you note or a cry for help, but either way it's personal.

When these are gone they're gone! Unless she decides our relationship can survive another batch.

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Select size and color: 7 inch

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YOUR MOM BOUGHT TWO.

YOUR MOM BOUGHT TWO.

YOUR MOM BOUGHT TWO.

YOUR MOM BOUGHT TWO.

YOUR MOM BOUGHT TWO.

YOUR MOM BOUGHT TWO.

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